HOEOCA Weightwatchers #3
The toothbrush gets it!
John’s been worrying about weight recently and after much deliberation on Christmas Day, has decided on drastic action. Whilst he considers himself to be useful moveable ballast (to which the turkey has only added even greater value), it became clear whilst prodding said turkey, that unnecessary superfluous implements are not. So, without much ado or ceremony he has made the intelligently analytical incisive decision to give his toothbrush its final chops. (I did point out how much more weight we could save if he left his teeth behind!) Nevertheless, credit where credit is due, just think of the grams we could save if we all follow John’s fine example. Give him an extra rum ration!
(In our next issue – Lady Sailor’s handbags…any volunteers?).
Happy New Year everyone! Only three weeks to go 
Nelson would've been proud!
